Battle of the Blonde TV Commercial Pitch

soccerguy · Post by **soccerguy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:56 pm

I was watching cable and noticed a disturbing trend.....

About a year ago (maybe more), White Kia of Charleston had a gorgeous, classy blonde woman start pimping their cars on TV. Good move...she's HOT!

Then, a few months later, Royal Automotive started airing ads with an average looking blonde woman with BIG breasts and lots of cleavage.

Now....I see an ad for Thornhill GM Superstore in Chapmanville. They have a blonde woman pitching cars....unfortunately, it wasn't Erin....or anyone close.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:13 pm

The girl in the Thornhill ads in the owner, Wally's, daughter, Sydney.

As for Erin she has a 30 minute infomercial with Moore Group from Williamson each week.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:16 pm

Erin on TV?
What channel, when?

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:59 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:The girl in the Thornhill ads in the owner, Wally's, daughter, Sydney.

Somebody have a Throw Down Some Commas party and not invite Arp?

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:14 pm

Hoosier Daddy wrote:
daveinthemorning wrote:The girl in the Thornhill ads in the owner, Wally's, daughter, Sydney.
Somebody have a Throw Down Some Commas party and not invite Arp?

You know, there's a sentence that has me baffled!

It's the word "the" before "owner" that makes this pretty much impossible to figure out.

Remove it, and punctuation becomes relatively easy:

"The girl in the Thornhill ads is owner Wally's daughter, Sydney."

...although one might argue for no commas at all!

What the heck...??!

fearpeddler · Post by **fearpeddler** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:13 am

genlock wrote:Erin on TV?
What channel, when?

my bet would be check NWV....

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:26 am

The infomercial is filmed by WYMT from Hazzard, KY. It is shopped around to various stations. It airs on our Suddenlink Saturday afternoons at 12:30 then around 7:00 (I think) Saturday nights.

Of course its Erin so I don't fucking care. I see her every day at the office, and that is WAYYYYY too much.

As for my use of commas, remember, I, also, work, for, the Logan, Banner,,too, where, grammar, ain't, no, big, deal.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:20 am

Hoosier Daddy wrote:
daveinthemorning wrote:The girl in the Thornhill ads in the owner, Wally's, daughter, Sydney.
Somebody have a Throw Down Some Commas party and not invite Arp?

maybe making up for lost time?

had to make the comma quota for the month?

just, fucking, felt, like, it, ?

dammit dave, splain yourself... before the comma nazi's throw us on the train.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:11 am

Zak Tyler wrote:dammit dave, splain yourself... before the comma nazi's throw us on the train.

Words are not made plural by the addition of an apostrophe and an "s!"

Just "-s" or "-es!"

"Nazis!"

...but you have to be a lefty socialist before you can be a Nazi, so you know that ain't me....

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:13 pm

Arp2 wrote:
Zak Tyler wrote:dammit dave, splain yourself... before the comma nazi's throw us on the train.
Words are not made plural by the addition of an apostrophe and an "s!"

Just "-s" or "-es!"

"Nazis!"

...but you have to be a lefty socialist before you can be a Nazi, so you know that ain't me....

i made a plural once by doggying this chick, and then slammed 3 fingers in her @ss... but i figured that was inappropriate here

[/is this mic on?]

fearpeddler · Post by **fearpeddler** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:42 pm

not at all...
great example of creating a plural zak

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:17 pm

Heck, they've done the hot blonde car sales chick in Florida for
years!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:50 pm

herdgirl72 wrote:Heck, they've done the hot blonde car sales chick in Florida for
years!

can i get put on this list? i'd like to do a hot blonde car sales chick. is it like a "take a number thing" or what?

[/ my steering this thread deeper into the gutter]

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:58 pm

A thread about hot blonde car sales chicks is useless without pictures.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:55 am

David Paleg wrote:A thread about hot blonde car sales chicks is useless without pictures.

It's also a drain on the health care system.