Bridge Collapse

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government bandwagon topic of the week... i'll give it til the 13th, and everybody will have moved on by then.
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We Need to fix ALL the bridges NOW! As long as taxes don't go up.

And now, a poem for WV bridges.

Your bridges are shaky, your momma's your daughter.
Just hope you're not on one when it falls in the water.
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Bob Campbell wrote:We Need to fix ALL the bridges NOW! As long as taxes don't go up.

And now, a poem for WV bridges.

Your bridges are shaky, your momma's your daughter.
Just hope you're not on one when it falls in the water.
not on one what? mom daughter or bridge?
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Lots of ass covering going on in Minnesota.
The beams under the bridge were reportedly twisting some time ago.
Please notice that the concrete columns have shifted away from the river on one side. This may be due to the collapse, but I don't think so. Twisting of the beams in the truss under the bridge indicate uneven distribution of load stresses and, coupled with the corrosion and reported stress fractures, sorta indicate a bridge in trouble.

Not to worry.
We are assured that the DOT in WV has their crack team of bridge inspectors on the job.
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genlock wrote: Not to worry.
We are assured that the DOT in WV has their crack team of bridge inspectors on the job.
*postponing my trip back now*

let me know when they're done and what they've looked at so i can plan a route around all of them
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Zak, any of the three.
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WV bridge inspectors are required to have a degree from an accredited 4 yr high school. No GED's here.
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FearPeddler wrote:
Jay Nunley wrote:The Nitro/Saint Albans bridge was built somewhere around 1930. I hate crossing that thing. The worst is when you get stuck on it in traffic. This is one of the numerous reasons I don't like leaving my Saint Albans "bubble."
yah, that bridge scares the hell outa me.... I dont see whats wrong with the dunbar bridge, I drive over it pretty regularly.
Damnit.. It is the Nitro/St. Albans bridge I was thinking about. I get the two confused. It is the Nitro/St. Albans bridge where traffic constantly backs up. It reminds me of the old 6th Street bridge in Huntington----before Bobby Byrd rescued us from the fate we were sure to meet (or was it Nick Rahal?)
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A shaky old bridge in Nantucket....



umm...


nope, stuck on the second line.
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here you go Spike.


Was much too rusty to truck it.
If you wanted to cross,
Your best bet its toss
All your load in a big flying bucket


or

if you wanted to cross
you best blow your boss
less his johnson it too small to suck it
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Well I guess I was right. People are starting to blame Bush.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

So starting right now, I'm going to blame Bush for everything.

Tower goes down. Blame Bush.
Someone farts. Blame Bush.
The Pirates suck. Blame Bush.
Ohio State loses another National Championship. Blame Bush.
Another Wheeling thread. Blame Bush.
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The People's DJ wrote:Well I guess I was right. People are starting to blame Bush.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

So starting right now, I'm going to blame Bush for everything.

Tower goes down. Blame Bush.
Someone farts. Blame Bush.
The Pirates suck. Blame Bush.
Ohio State loses another National Championship. Blame Bush.
Another Wheeling thread. Blame Bush.
let's just shave the bush, then we can't blame it anymore.
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genlock wrote:Not to worry.
We are assured that the DOT in WV has their crack team of bridge inspectors on the job.

WV bridge inspectors are required to have a degree from an accredited 4 yr high school. No GED's here.
8O

Surely....please say it's more.

I dunno....maybe the inspection of bridges isn't anything like the design and building of them.

"Statics" is the branch of physics that is closest to things like bridge-design, and "Statics" might have been the hardest course I ever took. I may or may not have passed it...I honestly don't remember. I was getting into radio at the time, and....

Anyway, you think such things are pretty straight-forward and simple.....no way...no way in the world.


Jay Nunley wrote:This is one of the numerous reasons I don't like leaving my Saint Albans "bubble."

Speaking of that, Saint Albans -- and much of WV -- is now in much higher resolution in the satellite view on Google Maps.

And speaking of that, why aren't more stations putting their logos on their roofs??
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Arp2 wrote:I was getting into radio at the time, and.... hey look, ho-ho's
sorry arp, i had to put my own ending on that one.... :)
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China Bridge Collapse Kills 22
Aug 14, 4:45 AM (ET)
By ALEXA OLESEN

BEIJING (AP) - A bridge under construction in an ancient Chinese city collapsed as workers removed scaffolding from its facade, killing at least 22 people and leaving 46 missing, state television reported Tuesday.

The official Xinhua News Agency said 64 people were rescued, including 22 who were injured when the 1,049-foot bridge spanning the Tuo River in Hunan province collapsed Monday. The cause of the collapse was under investigation, it said.

The 140-foot-high bridge in Hunan's Fenghuang County had four decorative stone arches and was scheduled to open as a tourist attraction at the end of this month, Xinhua said. It collapsed as 123 workers were removing scaffolding from its facade, it said.

Full story at Iwon/AP News
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