BREAKING: Steve Animal out at Charleston's Z-Rock.

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:07 am

genlock wrote:

"really do not know who "Animal" is.
"He must be a local Charleston personality."

Personality??

Umm... Dunno if I'd go that far...

Nuisance is more like it...

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:24 am

Worse than me? Worse....than...me? Damn Jay, now I'm hurt.

Let's not go into my man crush on Mark. He knows, and it brings him constant sorrow to know that I am so far away, and so utterly unattainable.

Uh yeah, too busy? Dude, you're in radio. You're NEVER too busy. Unless you've been busy decorating your secret basement shrine to Animal. You know, where you take pictures and locks of hair, and small dead animals and love letters to Mark.....I mean Animal and well....never mind.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:01 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:Nunley, does Jessica Ralston know about this?

We keep no secrets from each other. Her love for me is so strong and so overwhelming there is nothing that can get in the way of it. There's no need for secrets.

S T E V E A N I M A L · Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:23 pm

Man whores... behave. No need to fight amongst each other when you can share!

Schaffer · Post by **Schaffer** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:41 pm

He's even worse than Schaffer, who is the true living definition of "scumbag.

I am happy with my scumbag status. Just because I have no remorse for my actions, and will screw almost any woman (including co-workers) in the blink of an eye, that is no reason to hate me like you do Animal.

Animal, want a job? I need an outlaw country jok, all the fat chicks you can eat.

Zak, cheap beer rules. Don't ever let some uppity, better than thou, city fuck tell ya any different.

Dale, I finished the New York Times Friday crossword. It only took three years. Fuckin' bastards put medical slang in there, nobody could possibly know that shit. That thing humbled me like a bad case of herpes. At least the quest made for some funny radio.

Dale Alexander · Post by **Dale Alexander** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:17 pm

Ah Yes! The crossword puzzle contests! God, that used to piss Whitehead off....but then so did everything. Especially the fact that Shaf and I were still taking up space in his radio station. I still do the puzzles everyday while on the air! And the Times crossword still takes me about an hour! I can't do the Soduku/bukake thing, though.I think that's why I've decided to become and English and Lit. teacher. And the average high school student offers more of a challenge than Shaf and Carmichael. But Carmichael knew all the Broadway and showtune answers!
Animal! Last beer? You still owe us beer from the nights at the dog track! The only one with a real job and the bastard never bought a round! Hell, Al Woody would buy a round....sure, he'd steal your beer, but at least he offered!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:27 pm

Dale Alexander wrote:But Carmichael knew all the Broadway and showtune answers!

dude that's wrong!!! but funny as ass!!!

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:32 am

Dale, before you bow out of radio, come back to Charleston and I promise I'll buy you that beer... That's if I get that unemployment check next week!

Mark Atkinson · Post by **Mark Atkinson** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:20 am

Bob Campbell wrote:Let's not go into my man crush on Mark. He knows, and it brings him constant sorrow to know that I am so far away, and so utterly unattainable.

Uh yeah, too busy? Dude, you're in radio. You're NEVER too busy. Unless you've been busy decorating your secret basement shrine to Animal. You know, where you take pictures and locks of hair, and small dead animals and love letters to Mark.....I mean Animal and well....never mind.

It troubles me that when I'm mentioned on this board (usually by Campbell), its in reference to my stunning beauty and not my broadcasting skills. I want respect for my mind, dammit.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:41 am

Broadcasting skills? C'mon mark, don't try to change the subject by bringing up your fantasy life.

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:05 am

Mark Atkinsion Wrote:

"It troubles me that when I'm mentioned on this board (usually by Campbell), its in reference to my stunning beauty and not my broadcasting skills. I want respect for my mind, dammit"

Maybe you should take it up with that chick with the tattoo on her forehead that we saw after the Tool Concert a few weeks ago!!

SMILE!

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:38 am

Oh here we go, now everyone wants respect and good looks! Can't you just be happy with yourself... (Boy what a cock of crap that is!!!)

Mark Atkinson · Post by **Mark Atkinson** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:22 am

SHOCKLEY wrote:Mark Atkinsion Wrote:

"It troubles me that when I'm mentioned on this board (usually by Campbell), its in reference to my stunning beauty and not my broadcasting skills. I want respect for my mind, dammit"

Maybe you should take it up with that chick with the tattoo on her forehead that we saw after the Tool Concert a few weeks ago!!

SMILE!

Okay, that chick was prettier than me.

But my boobs are bigger.

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:53 am

Mark Atkinson wrote:
SHOCKLEY wrote:Mark Atkinsion Wrote:

"It troubles me that when I'm mentioned on this board (usually by Campbell), its in reference to my stunning beauty and not my broadcasting skills. I want respect for my mind, dammit"

Maybe you should take it up with that chick with the tattoo on her forehead that we saw after the Tool Concert a few weeks ago!!

SMILE!
Okay, that chick was prettier than me.

But my boobs are bigger.

True

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:54 am

Mark Atkinsion Wrote:

"Okay, that chick was prettier than me.

"But my boobs are bigger"

True Dat!

S T E V E A N I M A L · Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:10 am

By the way, I am still taking lunch dates for Wednesdy thru Friday next week... so book it now!! Monday and Tuesday's feeding and watering sessions are already taken care of!

Also, if anyone needs VO work done... call me! (This would be a shameless, self promotional cry out for work related activities)

Thanks!

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:32 am

You should come down, Steve, and host our 'Tradin' Post" show. I would love to hear that voice of yours say, "You wanna trade a '73 Dodge Dart for eight goats? Number please."

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:10 pm

Throw in a couple toothless sisters who like to cook and clean and he's all over it!!

S T E V E A N I M A L · Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:50 am

Dave, throw in a night at the LA Inn... and I'm on my way!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:21 am

S T E V E A N I M A L wrote:Dave, throw in a night at the LA Inn... and I'm on my way!

DUDE!!!!

you'll get crabs quicker there than you would sleeping with his mom.....