BREAKING: Steve Animal out at Charleston's Z-Rock.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:40 pm

Only seven ulcers? What a pussy you are! If your stomach isn't perforated like a sieve you ain't gettin' the job done.

Death To Animal!

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:47 pm

S T E V E A N I M A L wrote:Hey, this has been quite a fun week watching all the posts and reconnecting with some of the extended radio family that's been disfunctionlly tossed out/around the country like an eBay used car... matter of fact, I did buy my car off eBay!

Yeah, I did that once too.

One word - Dugan.

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:19 pm

STEVE ANIMAL WROTE: "Hey, this has been quite a fun week watching all the posts and reconnecting with some of the extended radio family that's been disfunctionlly tossed out/around the country like an eBay used car... "

huh huh huh...ummmm

You Said "Tossed"

lol[/b]

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:59 pm

Jay Nunley wrote:Only seven ulcers? What a pussy you are! If your stomach isn't perforated like a sieve you ain't gettin' the job done.

Death To Animal!

i've been craving beer since this morning thanks to dave. so i had to pick up a 12 pack on the way home, and put a dent in my 8th

i almost forgot how good this cheap ass beer was.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:04 pm

Don't blame me because you've got a drinking problem.

On second thought..fuck it, drink 'em all and blame me. Save two for Shockley and Animal, though.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:07 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:Don't blame me because you've got a drinking problem.

On second thought..fuck it, drink 'em all and blame me. Save two for Shockley and Animal, though.

dude, they'd totally try and kick my ass if i only saved 2 beers to split between them... i'm not that big of a douche. i'd at least hold back a 6 pack each. but since i'm an asshole. i'm gonna drink all these and save them none

Dale Alexander · Post by **Dale Alexander** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:54 pm

Good cheap beer is what made America great! Remember, our founding fathers were brewers and Washington actually made Rye whiskey. Ben Franklin would have drank anything. And he and Jay have so much in common, looks and morality wise......
Does anyone else notice how much Animal now looks like Bristol manager Mike Robinson in that picture?
And Shockley still has girl hands.
Zak....the only time you drank anything that wasn't cheap was when someone else was buying!!! I remember......But you were so much of a better drinker than Hollywood! But not an Al Woody!

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:31 pm

Holy crap!

I think Alexander just called me a Ben Franklin lookin' motherfucker.

Awesome.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:15 pm

what's funnier is how right he is about animal looking like mike...

dale, schaffer tells me that expensive beer is like an expensive hooker. what's the difference when you're done with it???

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:23 pm

Why don't we get right to the heart of this whole thread. You know, and I know, that it's not really about Animal and Shockley getting canned. From just a few posts in we all know what it's REALLY about.

Nunley obviously has a MASSIVE MAN CRUSH on Animal! NOBODY keeps saying they hate somebody unless they really LOVE them.
Be half a man Jay, admit it. You want Steve. You want him the way Jenna Jameson wants a boner, deep, fast, and often.

Dale Alexander · Post by **Dale Alexander** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:58 pm

With hookers or beer.....the higher quality the less it hurts when you pee....

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 pm

Nunley, does Jessica Ralston know about this?

lastone · Post by **lastone** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:16 pm

Dale Alexander

With hookers or beer.....the higher quality the less it hurts when you pee....

The experience in that statement speaks volumes !!!!

CoolBreeze · Post by **CoolBreeze** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:55 pm

I was going to buy the guys lunch today at Cazons on Capitol St., but me and another friend had to hold down the fort a few doors down when some street thugs surrounded us. While we were trying to figure out whether or not we were going to have to shoot our way out of a tense situation, Animal & Shockley were blissfully munching away in the restaurant. We could have called them out to help us, but figured they'd just get in our way should the bullets start flying. As me and my friend made our getaway, Shockley comes out of Cazons holding a Bill in his hand. I told him that we were a little busy at the moment and I'd have to catch him next time.

( I know it sounds like a cop-out but the story you just read is true! )

S T E V E A N I M A L · Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:38 am

Thanks Jerry... I wait an entire week to come down and get a free lunch and this is how I'm treated!! Go fight crime on someone else's lunch hour!

Nunley... I think Campbell's actually right for a change, and yes I am sporting the future GM look. Ya see how well this on-air thing is going for me.

Dale, it's 12:30 in the morning and I'm drinking this last beer... because, it is my last beer!

Dave, I'd like to her more about Mom drinking Hurricne's in the morning at the bus stop ... I might like to stumble in her footsteps for a while... and let me clairfy, not the wearing of the fuzzy slippers or the dress part!

SHOCKLEY · Post by **SHOCKLEY** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:38 am

Am I the only one on these here message boards that thinks that Jerry would incite a riot in order to avoid paying a bill??? lol

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:21 am

Animal, just so you know I'm from LOGAN. My momma don't wear no pink slippers. She was always barefoot, well except in colder weather when she had her combat boots on with her dirty duster.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:45 am

Nunley, having been publicly outed, remains silent.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:31 am

Silent? Never. Too busy to respond? Yes.

Also, being a person with no shame or social grace if I had a man-crush on Steve Analmal or anyone else I wouldn't try to hide it.

My man crush is on Mark Atkinson. You know how pretty Mark is (having once had your own man crush on him) and since I fathered his children there is a natural connection there.

You just don't understand how much I despise Analmal. He is the worst human being it has ever been my misfortune to know. He's worse than you, Campbell. He's even worse than Schaffer, who is the true living definition of "scumbag."

Death To Animal!

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:35 am

I really do not know who "Animal" is.
He must be a local Charleston personality.