Google is broken

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:23 pm

Someone help the idiot. Wasn't there once a water park and petting zoo located near Jackson, Oh? What the hell happened? I can't find "Splash Down" or "Noah's Ark Petting Zoo" on Google. Only broken links.

Anyone?

Mr. Jones · Post by **Mr. Jones** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:34 pm

Noah's Ark Petting Zoo... holy hell! Almost forgot about that dump.

At the time, it was the most depressing hole-in-the-ground ever. The animals were in bad shape, enough to the point I almost called Animal Control or the SPCA or even PETA.

Also, I wouldn't ride the train even if you paid me.

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:05 pm

Was the water park just as bad? I was under the impression that they just remodeled the water park.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:24 pm

Noah's Ark closed last year following the train wreck that sent 30 some folks to the hospital. The rumor mill says Kings-Daughters Hospital in Ashland KY bought the property and will open a hospital or large clinic there soon.

Splashdown went up for Sheriff's sale and was purchased by a family in Florida with ties to the area. It is now open and they are online at http://www.splashdowncountry.com

Hope this helps.

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:31 pm

"Online" is a loose term.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:34 pm

Lester wrote:"Online" is a loose term.

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Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:06 pm

Hoosier Daddy wrote: Hope this helps.

It does. I remembered hearing something about the train issue but I had no idea the park was that bad. I believe I will skip Jackson and keep the wheels moving on up 35.

Oddly, the water park that I couldn't spell if I had to, which is owned by the Columbus Zoo, is closed this year to reopen next year. But I found this, which is similar to Great Wolf. But I ain't paying $179/night. Media salaries just aren't that great.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:21 pm

fanofbigmedia wrote:Oddly, the water park that I couldn't spell if I had to, which is owned by the Columbus Zoo, is closed this year to reopen next year.

Wyandot Lake.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:24 pm

Mr. Jones wrote:The animals were in bad shape, enough to the point I almost called Animal Control or the SPCA or even PETA.

you could have at least called Mings: House of won ton suprise...

The Interpreter · Post by **The Interpreter** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:52 am

Geauga Lake and Wildwater Kingdom has a nice waterpark where Seaworld used to be in Aurora.

Lord knows they need the business.

sportsvoice · Post by **sportsvoice** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:18 pm

Why does this thread conjure up memories of Zeke Mullins reading a spot about some place called "Noie's Ork Animul Pork"?