Forget AIDs. It's Zombies that the CDC is worried about

[CoolBreeze]

This is what you need to do in case of Zombie attack.... from the Center For Disease Control:

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

[Scott Reppert]

You know me. I have to tell you all when I'm serious.

Well, I'm serious:

From a spiritual point of view, THE CDC is RIGHT ON TRACK WITH THIS.

Again, spiritually speaking, the day will come when many of you will be THANKFUL to be in a zombie-like state. It means you at least still have enough life left to make a choice.

A). I know what I'm talking about (and so does the CDC...albeit from different perspectives).

B). There's a difference between me being prophetic and Harold Camping being nuts. Although there is a fine line between us...

[Tom Taggart]

Great article. Shows somebody in government has a sense of humor.

The author, unfortunately, was summoned to Washington for a Congressional inquiry, where his brains were promptly eaten.

[Bob Campbell]

I'm ready. Shotgun for long range, pistol for up close head shots. Still need some extra brains to throw as bait.

[Jay Nunley]

I'm ready. Shotgun for long range, pistol for up close head shots. Still need some extra brains to throw as bait.

A shotgun will be useless for long range. You're better off using it for close range instead of a pistol.

I suggest a 30-06 for long range.

Keep the pistol for shooting yourself if you are bitten.