Actual Headline: "One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot"

[CoolBreeze]

Deputies in Orange County, Fla., are trying to track down a one-legged man who evaded authorities on foot.

Deputies in Florida are trying to track down George Bush, a one-legged man who they say escaped on foot.
The strange story began as a routine traffic stop on Sept. 14, when officers pulled over the suspect, George Bush, who is believed to be either 47 or 48 years old, according to WFTV.com.

But the motorist sped off, reportedly driving recklessly through a residential community before smashing his car into a power pole.

After the crash -- which shut off electricity to several nearby homes -- Bush allegedly climbed out of his vehicle and made his way into a wooded area, giving authorities the slip.

Later that day, deputies on horseback attempted to track the suspect, but according to the station, Bush's whereabouts remain unknown.

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[Tom Taggart]

Here we go again...

It's always George Bush's fault.....

[AmpedNow]

Maybe they should check the ass-kicking contest.