On NBCs "Today Show" this morning appeared a "Relationship Expert". As she was being interviewed, I couldnt help but notice that she was talking about how to read Body Language, and she weighed at least 300 pounds.
I'm no expert, but I started to read HER body language. Here's what it said:
1... I have absolutely no self discipline, so any relationship with me is going to be a rocky one.
2... You probably cant afford to feed me, unless you have a lot of money.
3... I hate sex.
4... The Chinese making your pants must say "WOW! Those American women are 4 times the size of ours!"
5... Between the ripples, bulges, flab, and bouncing, I felt like I was on an ocean liner reading a comic book.
300 pound Body Language?
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300 pound Body Language?
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Re: 300 pound Body Language?
Same person that was on Imus this morning? Everybody there said was nuts after she left.
Bo Deitel was hilarious on her...
Bo Deitel was hilarious on her...
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