Somebody's gotta say it: Tiger Woods

[CoolBreeze]

Yesterday on WQBE's morning show:

Jeff: I don't know where he finds time to play golf!

Al: Between holes?

This morning on the national news... ESPN talking head: "We want our hero's flawed, not the human version of "Cops"".

All over the news: "What's up with the "Barbie Harem? All White, all look like Barbie!"

Naturally, all of the concern boils down to 9 million in product endorsements. Will he lose them? I myself will stoop to buy a Buick if it gets me a Barbie Harem.

And where's the NOW organization when you need them? The Nation Organization Of Women probably have a plant in the Barbie Harem. No... on second thought, they dont have one single member that could pass that test.

[fearpeddler]

This morning on the national news... ESPN talking head: "We want our hero's flawed, not the human version of "Cops"". ( I personally never saw a reason to look up to an athlete as a hero growing up, never saw what they could do that was soo damn great other than being able to throw a ball)

All over the news: "What's up with the "Barbie Harem? All White, all look like Barbie!" (umm thats just the trend these days, go to the mall and see for yourself)

[AmpedNow]

He has a Barbie harem because he can.

He may also be a Vicodin addict.

That would explain his stamina.