Please help support the American economy

[CoolBreeze]

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .


If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs.


If we purchase a computer it will go to India .


If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala


If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan .


If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.


The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

SUPPORT THE AMERICAN ECONOMY!

[Big Media]

beer

Only the weak, watered down crap. All the good beers come from abroad, too.

[Hoosier Daddy]

I don't do tattoos or weed.

Guess that leaves twice as muich money for beer and prostitutes.

Rock on, Daddy-O!

[Bob Campbell]

I don't do prostitutes or tats, so that leaves more for....well....you know.

Monkey!

[The People's DJ]

prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos

Forgot one.

Nudie Bars.

Unless thats the "prostitutes" part?

[Hoosier Daddy]

prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos

Forgot one. Nudie Bars.
Unless thats the "prostitutes" part?

Sure it is! Close enough, anyway.

[Dave Allen]

Finally something sort of political that I can get on board with!

[nuggie99]

prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos

Forgot one.

Nudie Bars.

Unless thats the "prostitutes" part?

At The Nudie Bar
By Al Bundy

At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can`t touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the bundy`s KICK ASS
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar

[AmpedNow]

Considering that gas has gone up almost a dollar since the tax stimulus was first announced, just about all of it will be put into people's gas tanks...not the economy.

Now they are saying that we may see a super spike in oil prices where gas will be close to $8.00 per gallon by the end of the year.

We're screwed...

[genlock]

Is it time to drill for oil in this country yet?

And build new refineries that are not in a hurricane or earthquake zone?