BREAKING: Steve Animal out at Charleston's Z-Rock.

ccolarado · Post by **ccolarado** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:35 pm

Animal,

I have this scottish friend. I think I could score you a can of haggis for lunch. I'll bring the crackers!

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:47 pm

cgarison wrote:
genlock wrote:Nunley will know what is happening.
Yea, Nunley probably has already hired them both. Animal is now stunting here to make the incident look more real.

No way. I don't know nothin' about nothin'. I barely know what's going on in my own building.

Also, Analmal is a douchebag. I have never liked that guy and I will never work with him again. I don't even know who this Shockley guy is. I've never met him.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:27 pm

"Analmal"

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:54 pm

those boobs are just incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and lee's avatar rocks too

Mike Rappaport · Post by **Mike Rappaport** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:42 pm

S T E V E A N I M A L wrote:Will somebody buy me lunch this week?

Geez 'mule--- sorry to hear this!!

Mo & Brutus will sound great (I'm assuming Lou will be pre-recording his voicetracks-- or is he being offered thru a syndicator??)

I'm sure Bayne can land you some work at the Fox; Rickshaw needs to be live in the middays on the CT shoreline! It might even involve a brew or two...

Isn't it better to be down to only two jobs???

BTW- I ain't buying you squat... I covered your lunch tab last time.

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:10 am

Now, if Lee's chick with the healthy lungs is serving up the goat, the can of haggis and crackers... I'm eating! Nunley, I know your short term is shot, so thanks for dinner last night. Rapp, you still owe me lunch, and not from Wendy's! *** As a special treat, I invite everyone to schedule your lunch or dinner with me for next weeks lecture series on, "How to enjoy being fired effectively, while you earn points on your NRA card." Please call 546-7406. Seats are limited, so hurry!

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:53 pm

S T E V E A N I M A L wrote:Nunley, I know your short term is shot, so thanks for dinner last night.

I have great short term memory. I remember what your mother said last night very well.

Also, stop lying to people. We are not friends. We are mortal enemies. I did not buy you or anyone else dinner the day you got douchebagged by Z Rock. Ask anybody on this board. I'm way too much of an asshole to ever do anything nice for anyone, especially a radio guy because I hate radio guys. I'm certainly not going to socialize and commiserate with my mortal enemy.

Death To Analmal!

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:41 pm

I can vouch for Nunley's assholishness!

One time I asked him if he had change for a dollar, he told me he did...so he takes my dollar and POCKETS it and demanded I get out of his office! Later on he comes up to me eating a Snicker's bar and said he bought that with the dollar he took from me.

Needless to say I cried myself to sleep that night.

His assholishness has affected many, many lives. It's the reason that there's a war in Iraq.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:19 pm

boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...............

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:46 pm

I, too,can vouch for his assholeness. While still in high school and even though he was IN THE BAND he made fun of me, all because my mother (the whore) used to wave to me from the bus stop wearing nothing but on cowboy boot and Nunley's furry band hat. He is purely evil, the kind of guy who would steal Jesus off the cross if he believed in Jesus.

S T E V E A N I M A L · Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:07 pm

Nunley, I was wondering why this cross I have to bare... is so bare.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:17 pm

You know how it is. Sometimes you eat the bare and sometimes the bare eats you.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:41 pm

Shut up Nunley, you know you're just a big fuzzy bunny on the inside.
But Animal's bear...is bare.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:07 pm

schaffer tells me he stole a bobble-jesus off the preachers car for the hearse.

Schaffer · Post by **Schaffer** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:52 pm

Jay might be the biggest assfuck in all the land, just ask my car keys. I stopped by the station on my last visit home, only to have my keys taken apart and taped to various parts of the studio wall. It took fifteen minutes to put my shit back together again. This is a stupid game from the mind of a true asshole. Jay hates everyone equally, which is his only good quality. It's not just radio people, it's babys, small grown people, politicians, church folk, people he doesn't know, people he does know, Animal, Me, Animal, anyone who has ever posted on this board, those fucks that ring the Salvation Army bell at Christmas, dwarfs, non-smokers, women who drive, fat chicks, Andy Griffith, anyone who talks shit about Logan, coal companies, B.T., most listeners, Meatloaf (the guy, not the food), doctors, and 88.7% of the people he crosses paths with in an average day. Oh yeah, and he hates Animals guts.

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:25 pm

I heard Jay ass-raped a goat.

He hated that goat.

Said it reminded him of Animal.

S T E V E A N I M A L · Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:23 pm

I'd like to state that I've never been in the position that goat was in... nor would I like to be. Let us have a moment though, to remember what was left of Nunley's pet goat....

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:37 pm

i wonder is spike loaned him his wellies and velcro gloves???

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:36 am

No, dude. You just do it on the edge of a cliff so they push back. At least that is what they tell me.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:41 am

Schaffer wrote:Jay might be the biggest assfuck in all the land, just ask my car keys. I stopped by the station on my last visit home, only to have my keys taken apart and taped to various parts of the studio wall. It took fifteen minutes to put my shit back together again. This is a stupid game from the mind of a true asshole. Jay hates everyone equally, which is his only good quality. It's not just radio people, it's babys, small grown people, politicians, church folk, people he doesn't know, people he does know, Animal, Me, Animal, anyone who has ever posted on this board, those fucks that ring the Salvation Army bell at Christmas, dwarfs, non-smokers, women who drive, fat chicks, Andy Griffith, anyone who talks shit about Logan, coal companies, B.T., most listeners, Meatloaf (the guy, not the food), doctors, and 88.7% of the people he crosses paths with in an average day. Oh yeah, and he hates Animals guts.

First off, don't leave your car keys unattended and shit won't happen to them. You have no proof I did anything to those keys.

Secondly, the rest is simply untrue. I have nothing but love for all my brothers and sisters on this earth (except Steve Analmal, I hate him). One sister in particular receives much love from me. You know which sister I'm speaking of don't you?