I couldn't find how I had transcribed and edited that back the first time, so I went looking for it. Once I found somebody's transcription of the entire episode (what kind of nut transcribes and adds direction to every episode of that show??), it was just "ctrl-c" and "ctrl-v" with three commas and a couple BB tags added.
"I don't know the same things you don't know."
"Yes, you do; you just won't admit it!"
"Yeeee...it looks like a 'Belt Buckle & Ball Cap' convention in here......"
WHEELING — John Lucci has been in the road construction business for 23 years, but he’s never seen a problem like the one that’s delayed the renovation of the Wheeling Tunnel.
A latex bonding material used as a base for new tiles on the eastbound tunnel’s walls won’t stick.
That's headline news in Wheeling. Still, it finally takes column inches away from the time that lightbulb blew. If memory serves, they broke into "Welcome Back Kotter" to report that story.
And who could forget this scoop:
So sayeth His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation.
You guys remind me of the Alltel commercial. You are complete Geeks. Get a life.
And Jay Nunley is the King O' the Hillbilly Geeks. He wants me to be his Mother, Heather. He misses peeking through the keyhole to see Heather catch a protein Slurpee. Oh, to be a kid again, Huh , Jay? I'm sorry I ran off when you were little and had just started calling me Daddy. My doctor advised me that I would never clear up the Gingivitis if I didn't. I still miss Heather's tongue swirl, but love hurts like a motherf#cker, I guess.