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Only in WV? Naturally it made FARK.

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Fairplain, W.Va. —
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An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.

Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing; her bond was set at $3,000

http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/news/x ... nife-point
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Can't find it on fark. Never mind, found it.
Jackson County is now famous.
No need for Moth-Man when you have this woman.

It is on Smoking Gun tho.
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This story would be perfect for Maury Povich.
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genlock wrote:Jackson County is now famous.
No need for Moth-Man when you have this woman.
Mothman is in Mason County. But now they have real competition..... "Stinky Woman".

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Fore some reason "That Smell" comes to mind, :lol:
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In stark contrast to the RIP thread, this one is hilarious.

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Ordinarily I love to use stories from here on my show, but, but... I JUST CAN'T DO IT!! Not...the horrible vaginal odor...oh god...no.....
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Jackson Newspapers has removed the story.

Let's just hope that it was not similar to "The West Virginia Hillbilly"/ramps fiasco...
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This story brought so much joy to so many people.
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I think it's hilarious that the Jackson County newspaper removed the article. I mean... what did they THINK would happen after they posted the story? FARK, The Smoking Gun, and God knows who else posted it all over the world.

Maybe it didnt help that I sent the image of "MothLady" to the paper. I sent it to all three editors, of which one was female. :lol:

Anyway... here's The Smoking Gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wes ... ice-report
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just nasty
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Why remove the story?

Crap, put some ads up there.
Bob Campbell wrote:Ordinarily I love to use stories from here on my show, but, but... I JUST CAN'T DO IT!! Not...the horrible vaginal odor...oh god...no.....
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I dont know why not... as they run vaginal odor commercials all day long on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-jDCh_vOk&feature=fvw


Hell, this lady could be the spokesperson!

"Hi! I'm Rosy Rottencrotch and I used to have horrible vaginal odor. I had to threaten guys with a knife just to have sex with me. Now, after a couple of gallons of Summers Eve, I'm fresh as a daisy!" :D
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Malodorous Perp Gets 90 Days In Jail

West Virginia woman, 41, uttered line heard ‘round the Internet

NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... -days-jail
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