College Football Truths

[Scott Reppert]

Courtesy of Mark Linn...



1. WHAT DOES THE AVERAGE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA FOOTBALL PLAYER GET ON HIS S.A.T. TEST?


DROOL


2. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT 32 VIRGINIA TECH CHEERLEADERS IN ONE ROOM?


A FULL SET OF TEETH


3. HOW DO YOU GET AN OHIO STATE GRADUATE TO MOVE OFF OF YOUR PORCH?


PAY FOR THE PIZZA


4. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF AN ALABAMA FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS A GIRLFRIEND?


THERE'S TOBACCO SPIT RUNNING DOWN BOTH FRONT DOORS OF HIS TRUCK


5. WHY IS KENTUCKY' FOOTBALL PROGRAM LIKE A POSSUM?


BECAUSE THEY PLAY DEAD AT HOME AND GET KILLED ON THE ROAD


6. HOW DO NEBRASKA PLAYERS GET THEIR CHEERLEADER GIRLFRIENDS INTO THEIR DORM ROOM?


GREASE THEIR SIDES AND CALL TWO OTHER TEAMMATES TO HELP PUSH


7. WHERE WAS O. J. SIMPSON HEADED IN THE WHITE BRONCO?


DURHAM, NC. HE KNEW THE POLICE WOULD NEVER LOOK FOR A HEISMAN TROPHY WINNER AT DUKE


8. HOW MANY OKLAHOMA FRESHMEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?



TRICK QUESTION. LIGHT BULB CHANGING IS A SOPHOMORE COURSE


9. WHAT ARE THE LONGEST THREE YEARS OF A TEXAS LONGHORN FOOTBALL PLAYER'S LIFE?


HIS FRESHMAN YEAR


10. WHY DOES TENNESSEE WEAR ORANGE AS THEIR TEAM COLOR?


THEY CAN PLAY IN IT ON SATURDAY, HUNT IN IT ON SUNDAY AND PICK GARBAGE UP IN IT THE REST OF

THE WEEK

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