"Last year we were the fattest, now we're the saddest

[CoolBreeze]

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- Last year the Associated Press said Huntington was the fattest city in the country. Now a new survey conducted by the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index ranks the Huntington-Ashland area dead last for overall well-being.

Out of 162 areas surveyed around the country, the Tri-State region came in last.

"Last year we were the fattest, now we're the saddest," Huntington Mayor Kim Wolfe said.

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[Lester]

At least y'all can still smoke in your restaurants.

[Jay Nunley]

No, we can't.

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I'm fat, sad, and a smoker. Could I be more West Virginian?

[Hoosier Daddy]

I'm fat, sad, and a smoker. Could I be more West Virginian?

Have you been intimate with at least three family members?

[Jay Nunley]

Do the ex wives of blood cousins count?

[Hoosier Daddy]

Do the ex wives of blood cousins count?

No. You must be a True MackDowell County West Virginian®.
You must have boinked your sister, mother, or grandmother.
There is a special allowance for violating first cousins that are also your half-sister and stepmother.

[Cameron]

...sad because we need more restaurants.

[Bob Campbell]

Well, if I were fat, I'd be sad. One seems to follow from the other.
Jay, I've heard you on the air. That's why you should be sad. (kidding, I actually like your show...now...not in 1992).