LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.
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genlock
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The car thief was sentenced to death & served for lunch the next day with rice at police headquarters...
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The first step in a successful revolution is to defeat all competing revolutionaries.
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I have seen some shady looking farm animals in Wayne county.
Mostly cows at the WalMart.
Mostly cows at the WalMart.
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I am just glad that my families' farms in Wayne County were just dairy farms with cows. Could you imagine the reputation I would have if my family were sheep farmers??????genlock wrote:I have seen some shady looking farm animals in Wayne county.
Mostly cows at the WalMart.
There Buddy.......
Comes to mind.The first step in a successful revolution is to defeat all competing revolutionaries.