Last Quarter Investment Tips For 2008

[Scott Reppert]

Last Quarter Investment Tips For 2008:

For any of you out there that has ANY money at all left to invest, here's the "head's up" on a few expected mergers for the last three months of 2008. This information will allow you to get in on the "ground floor" and potentially rake in some big bucks! Here's what you need to look out for in the final weeks of this year:

1.

3M will merge with Goodyear Tire & Rubber and become MMMGood.

2.

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.

3.

Grey Poupon is expected to buy out Docker Pants and become Poupon Pants.

4.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers Records and Zesta Crackers join forces and become
Poly-Warner-Cracker.

5.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Mountain Dew, and Dakota Mining will unite to form
ZipAudiDewDa.

6.

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, The Fuller Brush Company, and W. R. Grace Company merge to create Hale/Mary/Fuller/Grace.

7.

Knotts Berry Farm, The National Organization Of Women, and Honeywell Computers will merge to become Knott NOW Honey.

I'm here all week. Enjoy the depression...

[jag]

I don't think Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa, Max Roach and Max Weinberg collectively have performed as many rimshots as that post requires, Scott!