Kidd Conley is a prick

[ashton]

He was in the coast guard.. you could have something with the cocklick thing.

This one time in the studio.. He was my boss.. and.. It's too painful to talk about.

[genlock]

Knee-deep Navy.

[Kiddconley]

And to think I only come here for all the love.

Also born/created on 9/23:

Bruce Springsteen
Ray Charles
Bob Campbell's Ego
The Jay Nunley ketchup extraction method (shall I elaborate, Jay?")
Dave Gilpin and his twin Don Browning are seperated, Dave would later go on to read the school menu's on WVOW. His newly liberated brother would become Van Vader and walk on the moon.

Ashton Back On The Radio brought me the wrong sandwich, so they fired him.
Rosco brought me a 6-pack of Hudi Delite in a 12 pack container, and swore it came that way.
Big John announces plan to air more Gay Preachers in morning Drive.
Schaffer was arrested for kidnapping his older babysitter with intent to sexually assault. 4th grade. (True Story)
***Also on this date, Schaffer realizes that even a vomiting chick can still make him horny.

If I missed anyone, I'll just send out a generic F-U for everyone.

I miss you all.

[Dave Allen]

What's the idea of giving out my real last name, you prick? What if I told everyone what yours is?

[genlock]

What's the idea of giving out my real last name, you prick? What if I told everyone what yours is?

Dave Springsteen?

[Dave Allen]

Yes, that's it. Dave Springsteen

[Hoosier Daddy]

Dave Nunley.

[ashton]

I was wondering how long it would take you to reply. Now take a weekend and get to Morgantown. The Jammeson is waiting.
ABOTR?

[Schaffer]

***Also on this date, Schaffer realizes that even a vomiting chick can still make him horny.

Just don't kiss her. You always acted like that was a big deal. You are supposed to be Mr. Party guy, but you can't hold a chicks hair back so you can hit it from behind while she pukes........pussy!

[Bob Campbell]

Is Nunley's hair long enough for Kid to grab?

[Dave Allen]

The hair on his back is.