Trainwreck on TV

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:32 pm

I don't know which is funnier...

Watching Britney forget the words to her own song that she's lip-syncing.

Watching the VMA crowd have a collective "WTF are we watching?" look on their faces.

or

Knowing that it's possible to teach a cow to dance. Just not very well.

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:54 am

It amazes me that people can even watch or keep up with these idiots. I tried to watch some of the show but I felt like I was watching a prison yard with a porno script.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:16 am

and for those of us that REALLY need our beauty sleep... is it up on youtube yet?

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:33 am

I skipped them this year for the fist time since 1996. I just don't get it anymore. I must be getting old.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:40 am

It is on MTV's site. I was watching the Cowboys last night...sorry I missed Miss Britney. I did see it this morning on the website. Between Britney and the fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee it was a banner night for trailer trash.

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:23 pm

I'm getting old. I read an article about the awards and I recognised maybe two names.

jag · Post by **jag** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:42 pm

I felt like I was watching a prison yard with a porno script.

What a vivid image that creates, in a disturbingly twisted, if not creepily sick, sort of way!

I like it! May I use it, Aaron?

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:17 pm

TV 14

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n06KYKHYkZE

It's painful to watch. She moves at the speed of 20 Vicodins and a bottle of wine...

Diddy and Fiddy Cent's expressions are priceless.

The single has legs, but to date, there is no official release yet. No way to capitalize on it. Britney leaked it herself through her MySpace, without permission of her record company.

Some of the backstage details are emerging now... It's crazy stuff.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:43 pm

Brit's publicist wrote:"hello, hugh? i've got this former teen pop star that could use your help... she'll sell more magazines than ever"

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:46 pm

Zak Tyler wrote:
Brit's publicist wrote:"hello, hugh? i've got this former teen pop star that could use your help... she'll sell more magazines than ever"

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:48 pm

K-Rock wrote:
Zak Tyler wrote:
Brit's publicist wrote:"hello, hugh? i've got this former teen pop star that could use your help... she'll sell more magazines than ever"
[img]http://buzznet-54.vo.llnwd.net/media-cd ... /09/50-cen
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Hugh: " Yeah, send her over and I will put the industrial grade airbrush on standby."

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:12 pm

One report I read last week said she offered to pose for Playboy but Hugh Hefner turned HER down, at least till she cleans up her act.

Fuck him, I've always been more of a Hustler guy, anyway.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:26 pm

She looked too stoned to do anything but Playboy type things.
She soon will realize it is OVER.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:41 pm

If anyone cares, I have a decent rip of the song I just made in Adobe. It's not CD quality, but listenable.

PM me if you want it "for promotional use"...