Flame-baiters against Wheeling

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:22 am

I'm uncomfortable.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:42 am

time for some jaeger bombs!!!!!!!!!!

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:05 pm

Arp2 wrote:I'm uncomfortable.

Play your cards right and she may make you comfortable!!

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:18 pm

ErinLynn:) wrote:Wow...I just read all of the above..Clearly, there are some haters among the group...

I'll tell you who has it all together though! .LEE.

I mean, I didnt see any of the rest of you making a Saved By the Bell reference...

Dave Allen..Did I not tell you that everything in life can relate back to a Saved by the Bell or 90210 episode? I rest my case.

Thank you Lee.

The life lessons I learned on "Saved By the Bell" I apply to my life everyday. Who needs religion when you have Schreechus Christ?

I sometimes break out in song at random and play guitar for old people in nursing homes.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:20 pm

herdgirl72 wrote:
Arp2 wrote:I'm uncomfortable.

Play your cards right and she may make you comfortable!!

You people realize Nunley is merely speculating the poster is a "she," right?

Besides, I really like females to be...you know....females! Pretty much feminine ones, at that!

And "Wheeling" and "Pittsburgh" don't exactly conjure up thoughts of "feminine females," you know. I once saw on a dating show that Pittsburgh is considered to have, generally, the least attractive women in the US...I've been there and know that's code for "the most man-like!"

And I'm guessing -- no, betting! -- Wheeling is even worse!

[/blatant flame-baiting, not the kid stuff the poster thinks is flame-baiting from a mod]

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:55 pm

It's okay Arp. Relax, take a deep breath. The first time is always awkward.

The People's DJ · Post by **The People's DJ** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:17 pm

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:19 pm

Take it easy Arp. If it doesn't work out with you and Heather there's always good ol' internet porn. Internet porn will never judge you, tell you to take out the trash or wash the dishes. It's just there, at your beck and call.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:20 pm

Cameron wrote:Before we bust into the whole...bust-thing...runnin' slaves in WV?

Doesn't this bozo know WV is the only state in the union created because it wasn't too fond of slavery? Didn't Abe sign something around June 20, 1863 splitting Virginia in two?

The reference to the Mason-Dixon line deliniating slave-supporters is incorrect. The Mason-Dixon was created in the 1760s to seperate the British and American Colonies. The REAL demarcation line for the slavery-issue is the border between WV and VA.

This is true... The Mason-Dixon thing is way over-generalized. Maryland is south of the MDL, but anyone that's been there knows that Maryland is not a southern state culturally.

Same with Northern VA/DC.

However, most of Southern WV was sympathetic to the South.

This is probably why the local culture is very southern compared to the rest of the state.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:56 pm

Arp2 wrote: Pittsburgh is considered to have, generally, the least attractive women in the US...I've been there and know that's code for "the most man-like!"

if it pleases the court i'd like to introduce exhibit A, B and C. the midday girl on my station. Pittsburgh born and bred.... with the attitude to prove it.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:00 pm

C'mon Arp. Give Heather a chance. She seems pretty feminine to me.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:24 pm

Zak Tyler wrote:if it pleases the court i'd like to introduce exhibit A, B and C.

I really appreciate well-done photographs of sunrises and sunsets.....

Jay Nunley wrote:C'mon Arp. Give Heather a chance. She seems pretty feminine to me.

I don't think so....feminine females generally know how to write!

Besides, there is no way I'm going to say, "there was this time I went to Wheeling....," when my children ask, "how did you meet mom?"

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:55 am

Alright, I didn't want to have to admit this, but I've been to Wheeling. Once. For a couple hours when my morning show partner in Akron got married in Stuebenville and had the reception in Wheeling. There's a bridge there. And a couple other things. I showered afterward.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:41 am

Bob Campbell wrote:I showered afterward.

but did you exfoliate as well???

[/being a tard]

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:24 pm

Arp2 wrote: I don't think so....feminine females generally know how to write!

Besides, there is no way I'm going to say, "there was this time I went to Wheeling....," when my children ask, "how did you meet mom?"

Sorry, Heather. I tried to help you with Arp, but as you can see he don't him want none of that.

Maybe there is someone else on the board you are attracted to. From your post it looks like you are interested in Dave and Loblaw too. Obviously, Arp is the one that really got your motor running, but it appears a couple of others may be causing a little moisture for you too.

How about you Loblaw? You think maybe you can hook up with Heather a little bit? I'm trying to help her out.

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:31 pm

Ummm...Sorry, I think I'll pass. I smell a set-up.

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:36 pm

Don't get upset Heather. We'll find you a man.

What about you Dave Allen? Since your wife gets her satisfaction from me it looks like you might need some satisfaction of your own. You think Heather might be someone you can get in with?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:40 pm

Perhaps Heather doesn't walk on the "straight" and narrow, perhaps she prefers muffins over creamhorns.

If that's the case, then maybe her and Erin could hook up...or maybe Rocky is looking for a little something on the side...

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:12 pm

Lee wrote:or maybe Rocky is looking for a little something on the side...

or on the small of her back????

DOH!!!!

mahbad ya'll!

S T E V E A N I M A L · Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:32 pm

Zak,

In the first 2 photos... It seems your babe from 3 rivers knows how to hold a rod and a pole, congrats! Now in the 3rd photo, I believe it looks like she ready to do something for her country... God Bless America!