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Ouch!!!!!! (Possibly NSFW)

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Man Burns His Genitals In 'Jackass' Stunt
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges, after they attempted a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.


http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_067134923.html

{Look Mark! Was that so f'ing hard?}

And for the record, Mr. I'm Too Afraid To Start My Own Messageboard, The moderator list on this forum says "SPIKE"... so I suggest you start caring what he has to say, or quit posting.

And posting non-radio related stuff in Broadcasting to circumvent the system will get you booted.


I've just been nicer than I should have been... haven't I?
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NEW RULE!

Posts should have at least a brief description of what the linked story is about and not just a vague headline. How do we know it's not a link to kiddie porn or, worse, PutnamLive.com

NEW RULE!
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SPIKE NESMITH! wrote:Image

NEW RULE!

Posts should have at least a brief description of what the linked story is about and not just a vague headline. How do we know it's not a link to kiddie porn or, worse, PutnamLive.com

NEW RULE!
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New rule: I don't care about Spike's rules. Never have, never will.
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Mark Hallburn wrote:New rule: I don't care about Spike's rules. Never have, never will.
Newer Rule: You will if Lester says so!

NEWERER RULE: At least Spike hasn't been arrested for phone harassment!
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Mark Hallburn wrote:New rule: I don't care about Spike's rules. Never have, never will.
A number of us have requested this.
"I don't know the same things you don't know."

"Yes, you do; you just won't admit it!"


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And not even a NSFW warning.

I'm sorry, Mr. Putnam Live, but you were both rude, inconsiderate and a jacka@@.
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And that surprises you? ;)

Better watch it there, <b>MARK HALLBURN</b>, Spike's libel to give you a good Scottish kicking right in the kisser!



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Post by Big Media »

Blind links are annoying. However, I am guilty of this myself in some cases---especially when posting a video link of a funny video on YouTube or something.
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It doesn't have to be that pretty... but a title would be nice... and a NSFW if it is questionable.
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I'll give you credit Hallburn. I've seen guys dedicate themselves to all sorts of things most people wouldn't. I've seen many people dedicated to their own self destruction. I've seen guys wholly dedicated to one small cause or another that would seem trivial to anyone else. I even knew one guy who, upon learning he had terminal cancer, dedicated himself to calling every single person in his local phone book for the specific purpose of insulting them. I've dedicated myself to reminding Lee and others that Ohio State lost and to fuck with Schaffer about that stupid promo pic until the end of time. These too are abnormal things to dedicate youself to.

But, I have never seen anyone as dedicated to anything as you are dedicated to being a douchebag. I mean, you go for the maximum amount of douchebaggery at every turn. Plus, you never miss a turn. I have yet to see or hear of an occasion where you have allowed an opportunity to be a douchebag pass by.

I don't know if it is admirable or not, but that kind of relentless dedication is rare indeed. I don't know why you chose being the ultimate douchebag as your goal. I don't care why and don't really want to know why. But, I'm forced by my own rules to recognize and give credit to you for going all the way. You are no average douchebag. Even in this forum where douchebags are sometimes quite plentiful you are outstanding. You are the all time champion of all douchebags and you have earned the recognition.
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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm buying Nunley a beer for that.

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Mark Hallburn wrote:New rule: I don't care about Spike's rules. Never have, never will.
Well, for a start, that's not a 'rule'. That's a statement.

Secondly, you had better start caring about Spike's rules or every post you make will be swiftly X'd. One more strike from you, and it's "Mark Who?" until the board gets a public apology that not only promises no further shenanigans, but refers to me at every turn as "His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation, of whom I am insanely jealous".

I can't think of one person around here whose lives wouldn't be enriched if your posts disappeared as quickly as they popped up. And believe me, I've had PMs and emails from lurkers in and out of the industry who are sick of you and your rubbish. One even uttered the word "cockpunch", and I've never heard such language or hatred from a daintier lady than she.

So what's it going to be? Are you going to behave or are you going to disappear? You have until midday monday to make a decision, after which it's Xville for the Markster's posts.

Yours in pity,

"His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation, of whom you are insanely jealous".
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Post by Lee »

Looks like we've seen the last of <b>MARK HALLBURN</b>!!!! I don't see this clitstain apologizing. Just because he's too proud of all of his accomplishments and he's better than all of us.

But ya know...he'll just come back to the board under another registered username...where he'll torture poor Spike with his quick wit and biting sarcasm. Spike will then have no choice but to retire from radio where <b>MARK HALLBURN</b> will seize the opportunity. With a cape on, <b>MARK HALLBURN</b> charges into the ROCK 105 offices where he meets Jay Nunley. Jay, impressed with <b>MARK HALLBURN</b>'s cape and obvious journalistic razz-ma-tazz...hires <b>MARK HALLBURN</b> on the spot, forever revolutionizing news radio for the masses.

Years from now, after many Pulitzer Prizes, a statue of <b>MARK HALLBURN</b> will be erected in the middle of Putnam County to remind people just who <b>MARK HALLBURN</b> is.

Spike, meanwhile, died penniless and broke. Jealous that his name never appeared in bold caps.
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Post by Bob Campbell »

okay, what does NSFW mean?
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NSFW=Not safe for work...
PNSFW= Possibly not safe for work...
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Thanks, I feel slightly less computer illiterate. I figured the F had to be ...well, you know.
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SPIKE NESMITH! wrote:"His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation, of whom you are insanely jealous".
Hold on here one minute. The People's DJ has a stake in this. If this Hallburn candyass whats to go one on one with the greater one, I'll check his fatass in the the Smackdown Hotel!

If ya sssmmmmmeeeeelllllllllllllll

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Post by SPIKE NESMITH! »

Sure! You can decide what the final straw is.

Now, who wants a knighthood?
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you can change user names and keep the post count on this board?

nice......
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