Someone vandalized the new Hurricane Wal-Mart

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Someone vandalized the new Hurricane Wal-Mart

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Someone broke into the new Hurricane Wal-Mart yesterday and among other things.. attacked the sheet-rock with a hammer (or something really FAT).

I'm guessing that the vandal had it in for Wal-Mart. I'm guessing that this was his way of venting his frustration. I'm guessing that this thread might turn ugly... because I refuse to go any further with it myself. :twisted:
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Not saying (or typing) a word....
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Who would do such a thing?
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Coolbreeze wrote:Someone broke into the new Hurricane Wal-Mart yesterday and among other things.. attacked the sheet-rock with a hammer (or something really FAT).
well, let's break it down. everything NOT fat put over there. everything fat, put over there. well, we've narrowed it down a little. now, looking at the fat pile (of?). is there anything or anybody physically capable of such acts. put those over here. now, put everything and everyone that has that kind of spare time over here.... (wow, we're really narrowing it down now).

now let's start looking at this pile we have left and work from the location of the crime out.


hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Coolbreeze was a cop, maybe he could help here.
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What song from The Who can we use for a theme to CSI: Hurricane?
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if i'm not mistaken "Baba O'Riley" is up next. oh wait... my producer's telling me that's already been used for some piece of crap with gary sinese in it.

so if that one's already been taken, i guess the best fit now would be "Squeezebox"

yeah, listening to it now. perfect fit.... two words, BANJO SOLO.
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genlock wrote:Coolbreeze was a cop, maybe he could help here.
I was? News to me. 8O
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Maybe you were and undercover cop (and obviously a very good one)
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OK, fireman.
Same thing.
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genlock wrote:OK, fireman.
Same thing.
Hahaha! Yea... kinda like being a Veterinarian and a brain surgeon are the same thing. :lol:
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Cops get better weed.
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Bob Campbell wrote:Cops get better weed.

oh i get it.... it's a smoke joke.
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Well, I think we all know what this means....


More loud construction needs to be done!
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I'm thinking that, in the "good neighbor" spirit, some of us should do live shows from the grand opening celebration. Make sure and bring a good, solid sound reinforcement system , too.
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genlock wrote:Who would do such a thing?
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Arp2 wrote:Well, I think we all know what this means....
More loud construction needs to be done!
Coming Soon: The Shoppes at Hallburne Ridge
Take the mufflers off the dump trucks and cue the Mexicans...
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Dr. Whiplash wrote:
Arp2 wrote:Well, I think we all know what this means....
More loud construction needs to be done!
Coming Soon: The Shoppes at Hallburne Ridge
Take the mufflers off the dump trucks and cue the Mexicans...
I dunno, The shoppes on Mark Mountain has a good ring to it too :lol: :twisted:
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Hoosier Daddy wrote:
genlock wrote:Who would do such a thing?
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